August 29, 2003
Well, for better or worse I guess I have a fecal theme running here. But if you have to work through personal issues, what better place than this?
You see, I'd read, or heard, or somehow ran across the concept that there were people out there who were so far gone that autoeroticism, bondage, buttplugging, felching, flagellation, self-abuse of any type had become so mundane that they craved the next thrill. In fact, had to create the next thrill. Even www.shiteaters.com no longer quickened their pulse (Caveat: DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE. I, and my host, deny any responsibility for any psychic damage that may result from a voyage there. As a matter of fact, Acidman and I both have brothers who are Savannah trial attorneys; perhaps they could whip up a disclaimer).
I digress. The story went, and I did not make this up, that certain perversionists, in their quest for the greater thrill, would actually slather themselves in human excrement, and wrap it all up in toilet tissue. Then have sex. They called themselves shit mummies. People, I could not fabricate this sort of thing out of thin air. Nor would I attempt to.
Ever heard of this? Tell me if you have. Or tell me if you like the idea. (Memo to Legal Dept: Can we kill them if we find them?)
Jennifer? Care to comment? You certainly found my last post entertaining.
Posted by guestblogger "I'm glad I'm not tightly wrapped" Kim
A little light bondage among consenting adults is one thing but that. . .? Eeech.
I'd take a man slathered in Drakkar Noir over THAT bit of weirdness any day. If that makes me a prude then so be it.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go and bleach my brain of those mental images.
That's just too fuckin' rude!
ok, now that is just sick! BTW there must be two Jennifers posting LOL, cause the last couple of comments ARE NOT ME!
You sure they're covered in shit? They could just be french, the odor is similar.
Memo to Acidman:
Temporary site name change to :
"As The Stomach Turns"
when Kim is guest blogging...
Note From The Legal Dept. of Writer/Raconteur/Grouch Enterprises, Inc.:
The guestblogger Kim is not the one who writes about guns 'n politics and guns 'n stuff.
The real Kim (ie. Du Toit) posts pictures of women, guns, and women carrying guns (weekends only). Writing about bodily functions is not a topic of choice at The Daily Rant, unless it refers to the pleasure involved in urinating over the twitching corpse of Bill Clinton.
Any resemblance between the two Kims is confined to the spelling of the first name, only.
Damn, why didn't I come up with something like that LOL! Just damn!
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