August 29, 2003
sexy phone voices
When I was running the acid plant at work, I had to call Southern States Fertilizer Company every Monday morning to get our molten sulfur usage for the week. We unloaded a lot of rail cars but trucked in about 20 loads per day from SSF. I always spoke to "Ginger."
I had an image of her in my mind that was a cross between Ginger on Gilligan's Island and Barbara Eden from I Dream Of Genie. She had a voice that put me in heat. I just KNEW, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she was a hottie.
After about two years of talking to her on the phone every Monday, I finally met Ginger at a meeting I attended at Southern States one day. I was 36 years old at the time. She was 55, with
gray silver hair and an ass that needed a "Wide Load" sign hung on it. Talk about crushing a fantasy! She showed me pictures of her grandchildren.
I will never forget my disappointment at seeing the person who sounded so sexy over the phone.
Remember that if you make those $3.00 per minute sex-line calls.
How about a close italics there, buddy..
Heard this in star trek, don't know it's true origin, but it applies here......'having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but often true'
NEVER believe your mind's eye when it comes to phone voices ! BWah hah hah ! A hard learned Murphy lesson for sure.
I've never paid more than $2.99 per min.
Been there. Done that. It was hard to do but I've conditioned myself to stick with the fantasy.
But was she a really nice person, though ??
How true A-man, how true..
The sweetest voice I ever heard from a radio belonged to a broad known as "Sarge." Gotta watch those sweet voices, Acidman.
It is true: the sexiest voices on the other end of the telephone are attached to 400-pound, wide-load asses that are so big they have their own area code AND zip code. A cruel, cruel hoax. And a guaranteed soft-on.
Ron!!! Sweet-cakes!!--- long time, no see.! still listening to AFKN, when I'm not there any more?
I had that experience with a regional manager in a job I had a zillion years ago.
Thing was, he had a voice like silk on buttah. Deep and smooth. I talked to him frequently, and the heavy sighs I would emit after hanging up with him caused all the other gals in the office to make fun of me.
I just *knew* he'd be a really short, balding tubby man who had not the most casual acquaintance with dee-o-dah-rant.
The day he walked into my office -- oh lordy, imagine my surprise. . .
He was tall, dark and extremely handsome. And married. Ahhh well. I was very damned glad that I wasn't disappointed, at any rate. It isn't *always* that way, Rob. Not always.
Beautiful Bob. Wonder how he's doing?
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