Gut Rumbles

August 17, 2003

cat sunday

Did you ever watch a lazy cat just sit, sleep and stretch all day long? I have, and that's one reason I hate cats. They can look so comfortable and self-satisfied while doing absolutely nothing all day long. That's a cat thing. Dogs don't do that.

I've had myself a cat Sunday.

I've sat, slept and stretched all day long, and that's all I intend to do. I feel like a cat, and I'm going to act like one. Fuck what I should be doing today.

What duties does a cat pay attention to? None. Guess what duties I'm paying attention to today? None.

I like being a cat.


Hey, take "pride" in that. Studmuffin and I are doin' the same. Little Darlin' is acting more like a kitten tho; restless, botherin' us, and just being an over pain in the ass! "I want to DO somethin'!" Nope, nada, not today.

Posted by: Laura on August 17, 2003 02:04 PM

See, cats DO have their uses; they taught you how to make the most of a day for your own good.

Posted by: MommaBear on August 17, 2003 02:40 PM

So, Rob, when you're done licking your butt I guess you'll find a ball of yarn to bat around your living room, polish off a can of albacore salmon and lay on the Persian carpet on your back with your legs in the air?

Posted by: Joni on August 17, 2003 03:00 PM

A-man, Da Goddess has a lovely photo of you in your current role!

Posted by: Robin on August 17, 2003 03:23 PM

Now you need to spend the night fucking and carousing just like a cat.

Posted by: drc on August 17, 2003 07:23 PM

What? Get a little pussy and you start waxing melodic on kitties?

Posted by: Da Goddess on August 17, 2003 08:09 PM

As George Carlin once said, "What do cats do on their day off? They can't lay around and do nothing all day. That's their job."

BTW - I'm having another Cute Cat Week just for you.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on August 17, 2003 09:58 PM

Da' kats they do spake:

Little Guy is stretched from here to the Mexican border .....asleep.

Wild Child is curled up under the computer desk.

Shorty is outside carrousing

and Elmo is in her favourite chair sporting a clean bowtie.

Posted by: quark2 on August 18, 2003 12:37 AM

Oh Goody!!! Another Cute Cat Week on the way!

Posted by: Indigo on August 18, 2003 11:20 AM

I sure hope that you didn't shit and piss in a litter box!

Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop on August 18, 2003 04:01 PM
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