Gut Rumbles

August 07, 2003

department of "give me a break"

If you took a job working for Larry Flynt, the most famous smut-peddler in the world, what would you expect to find in the dishwasher? Dishes? I doubt it.

I might find FUCKING DISHES, a midget couple locked in a sudsy love-embrace or anything that Bullwinkle pulled out of his magician's hat when he was reaching for a rabbit. No matter what it was, I would not be shocked or surprised. After all, I am working for Larry Flynt.

But a delicate flower among the weeds of Larry Flynt's empire is suing now.

Elizabeth Rene Raymond, a former executive assistant to two top officers of Flynt's company, Larry Flynt Publications Inc., sued for sexual harassment and wrongful dismissal from her job Monday, the same day as Flynt announced he was running in California's October gubernatorial recall election under the slogan "a smut peddler who cares''.

Raymond, who was fired from her job a year ago, claims that Flynt fostered a hostile work environment. She said in the lawsuit she had found sex toys in the company dishwasher that were "used on the prostitutes who visited his office.''

Excuse me if I have no sympathy for the whining bitch. At least the sex toys were in the dishwasher, nicely cleaned and sterlized. Nobody was chasing her around the office while waving an 18" two-pronger at her.

I have a simple philosophy: If you go to work for a pornographer, you need to be able to handle the sight of a dildo, plus a whole lot more.

She's sounds like an idiot who takes a bartender's job in a strip club and then complains because nekkid wimmen have men stuffing dollar bills into their g-strings in there. THAT'S A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Raymond was dismissed shortly after complaining to her supervisors.

No shit! The US Government couldn't shut Larry Flynt down, but this "offended" woman thought she could? No wonder she was fired.

What in the hell was the dingbat thinking?

Never mind. She was an offended woman. They don't think.


HAHAHA!!! Stupid Cunt!!!

Posted by: Someone who knows Nothing on August 7, 2003 08:16 PM

Sheesh. I'd like to visit her with my ClueClub™

Obviously doesn't get along well with others.

Posted by: Da Goddess on August 8, 2003 12:52 AM

This is like those girls who go to work at Hooters and then sue because they have to wear skimpy costumes!
How brain dead are these people?!
Anyway....Larry has my vote!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on August 8, 2003 02:20 AM

you are right, most woman don't think (strait anyway) when offended LOL!

Posted by: Jennifer on August 8, 2003 07:38 PM

I don't think for a minute that this woman didn't take that job with litigation and dollar signs in her eyes. She probably coneived her way into this job with the express purpose of filing just this suit as soon as she had enough together to do it.

I hate women like this.

Would this fit the definition of "Bloodless"?

Posted by: mamamontezz on August 9, 2003 06:06 PM

You can get a double-header in 18"?

Posted by: radtec on August 11, 2003 11:10 AM
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