Gut Rumbles
 

August 07, 2003

this is my blogson?

WRONG, young aardvark. I am no longer a nogosexual. (Actually, I never was when Roscoe was broke-down. I took injections and found other ways to make pleasure with a woman. It CAN be done.)

Why would you call a "bionic overhaul" drastic? I don't call that nearly as desperate as shooting your one-eyed, sleepy best friend with a hypodermic needle to wake him up.

But those days are behind me now. I had trouble PUTTING him to sleep last night.

(The aardvark is still on Blogsplat and the archive bug remains just as active as it ever was. I tried to link the post, but it took me back a few days, so I linked the main page. Right now, the post is at the top. Blogger may eat it shortly.)

Comments

Ok, maybe it wasn't drastic for you, but I can't imagine having to make that decision.

No insult intended on the post, by the way. I think having a bionic dick makes you some sort of superhero, doesn't it?

Posted by: LittleA on August 7, 2003 04:50 PM

Where's the pics of this monster anyway? Keep reading about it...let's see the graphics.

Posted by: radtec on August 11, 2003 11:11 AM
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