Gut Rumbles

July 30, 2003

Roscoe Day 3

Posted by guest blogger Grouchy Old Cripple

Ummmmmm! Shell! That's just the kind of posts that Rob expected. I think he wants us to take this blog right into the sewer so when he comes back he will actually be able to look like he has a lot of class.

Now let me tell you that I, Roscoe, got really turned on by reading what you wrote. Dammit, if it weren't for that prostate thing, I would be rock hard right now. And that sticking the tongue between the foreskin and head ... Ohhhhh! And did you say tit fucks? Rob's just gotta get me some action.

I will be the bionic dick!

I will get hard at will!

And I can stay up for as long as Rob wants!

When that sonuvabitch gets back from vacation he better take me out trolling.

Rob said you were gonna post something about shaving. I'd say I was all ears, but I'm just a one-eyed wonder.

And when is Da Goddess gonna check in with some sleaze?


Testify, Brother. Poor Rob's gonna have girls squeezing his scrote in the middle of the night for a 'cap.

Posted by: Velociman on July 30, 2003 07:50 PM

Well, I'd write more sleaze, but I hate offending people. I seemed to have totally scared off Grace and Stevie....

Posted by: Da Goddess on July 31, 2003 08:17 AM

Uh, Da Goddess...some of us don't scare that easy ;-)

Posted by: Laura on July 31, 2003 01:53 PM
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