July 05, 2003
I learned that barry white died today. That's a shame.
I once did a pretty good imitation of his voice and often called my ex-wife at work to give her the "Oh, baby, oh baby" treatment. Those were the fucking salad days of my marriage.
Barry's dead and I have no one to talk dirty to on the phone anymore.
Poor, poor pitiful me.
Oh, from reading I think you have plenty of people to talk dirty to -- just not any you would actually welcome as a participant.
Call the guy at AOL and talk dirty to him.
That's funny, cause Stoney calls me and gives me the "Oh baby" treatment too. Must be a Southern boy thing. It IS sexy. *G*
Here's hoping you'll have a good woman to "oh baby" again soon.
Do you ever read Smoove B on the Onion? That's another good one to do in Barry's voice--at least, it's funny when Stoney does it!
Kinda bummed me out, too.
What are your requirements for "wimmin"? I know some pretty damned cool ones between Savannah and Charleston. I know some who'd be glad to go fishing and partying with you on these long, three day weekends...and who knows? You might get a Pump Tester.
Hmmm. In a post about how you used to imitate Barry White, you finish by quoting Linda Ronstadt.
I wonder what that means...?
<ducks and runs> (ouch! leg cramp!)