June 29, 2003
flying jesse jacksons
Ha! Group Captain lionel mandrake doesn't like sea gulls any more than I do. He calls them "flying rats" while I call them "squawk and shit machines."
Either way, it's Jesse Jackson with wings.
Pigeons are flying rats seagulls are alka-seltzer consumption devices. Just don't get caught feeding them one.
If they were really like Jesse, you could pay them (or their avian coalition) not to shit on your head.
Mossberg 500 stainless marine! Works for seagulls and any other squawk and shit machines.
Up around here, we call them 'dump ducks'. The only place you see the fuckers is in the dump and Wal-Mart. ;-)
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.