Gut Rumbles

June 29, 2003

flying jesse jacksons

Ha! Group Captain lionel mandrake doesn't like sea gulls any more than I do. He calls them "flying rats" while I call them "squawk and shit machines."

Either way, it's Jesse Jackson with wings.


Pigeons are flying rats seagulls are alka-seltzer consumption devices. Just don't get caught feeding them one.

Posted by: Rey on June 29, 2003 07:43 PM

If they were really like Jesse, you could pay them (or their avian coalition) not to shit on your head.

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on June 30, 2003 01:12 AM

Mossberg 500 stainless marine! Works for seagulls and any other squawk and shit machines.

Posted by: kiwipete on June 30, 2003 02:22 PM

Up around here, we call them 'dump ducks'. The only place you see the fuckers is in the dump and Wal-Mart. ;-)

Posted by: Chablis on July 2, 2003 05:31 PM

Hi...I´m just surfed in and want to say hello!
Regards George

black porn
interracial porn
xxx movie
adult movie
private sexkontakte

Posted by: autodirektversicherung on January 7, 2004 12:39 PM

Cool article!!!

Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 1, 2004 11:59 PM

Cool article!!!

Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 12, 2004 11:10 PM

Cool article!!!

Posted by: działki mieszkania mieszkanie on April 15, 2004 07:34 AM

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Posted by: Faught Josh on May 3, 2004 10:11 AM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on May 25, 2004 06:30 PM
Post a comment