Gut Rumbles

June 22, 2003

family secret

My BC ex-wife has a deep, dark secret that she is more than willing to share with lots of people to demonstrate her toughness and willpower. She got pregnant when she was 16, in high school. She was Head Majorette in the marching band, Captain of the Beta Club and all-around good-looking girl.

Her daddy offered to pay for an abortion and even took her to Atlanta to have the procedure done before she changed her mind. She carried the child full term, birthed the baby and gave it up for adoption. She is proud of doing that.

I once was proud of her, too.

But I am not anymore. I am no fan of abortion. I think it is an evil form of birth control, but I don't want to outlaw it. People are going to have abortions, just the way people are going to smoke dope and gamble illegally. You can outlaw the shit out of that kind of behavior, but people are going to do it anyway. That's what people do. Passing laws to punish human nature is the way some self-righteous bastards get even for being short, ugly and never getting much pussy.

Do you think Henry Waxman would be such a prick if he were taller and got laid a lot? I think about such things.

But, I digress.

I'll tell you what my BC ex-wife learned from giving her baby up for adoption. When she was 16 years old, she learned that EVERYTHING is disposable. She learned to LOVE NO ONE. She trained herself to be a bloodless cunt.

She learned to be a heartless, unfeeling bitch, and I never realized it until she set her sights on me. I got steamrolled, but I should have known better. She learned to give away her own child. Why would she think twice about abandoning a husband?

She has no friends. She CLAIMS TO, but they never call and she never sees them. She CLAIMS to be tight with her family. Shit, her father is dead and the only reason she speaks to her mother is because she needs mama for babysitting purposes.

I once really believed that the woman was my partner, my lover and my best friend. I was blinded by her. All of my common sense went right out the window, and I fell in love. Bejus, but I have paid in spades for that mistake.

She dropped me like a hot rock and left scorched earth in her wake. When I needed her the most (I've got CANCER! So? Who are you?), she went out of her way to embarrass me in front of my true friends and hurt me as badly as she could. She showed up late for Quinton's soccer games with cum in her fucking hair and looked at me as if she didn't know me. She took me to court and raped me financially, then went to her dope-smoking, unemployed lover's house to celebrate.

I stopped calling my son when that unemployed, dope-smkoing asswipe answered the phone one day. In MY HOME!

She ditched him, too, when she got tired of having an unemployed, dope-smoking lover. She's got religion now and is very active in the church. Quinton hates that shit.

She'll ditch church as soon as it becomes inconvenient. Right now, it makes her look good. She likes that, but she'll go ahead and look bad if it suits her immediate purposes. That's what she does. The woman is a true bloodless cunt.

And she learned to be one in high school.

She almost beat me to death, too. I hope her adopted baby turned out okay. If so, he did a lot better than I did from her influence.


I detect a hint of bitterness there...

Posted by: lip on June 22, 2003 04:14 PM

It's a lot more than a "hint." I have a shitpot-full of bitterness about that woman.

Posted by: Acidman on June 22, 2003 04:58 PM

Women are treacherous,conspiring creatures. Hence their love of cats...

Posted by: Capt Vern on June 22, 2003 05:08 PM

I'm not busting your stones or anything, I've seen more than one of my friends in your shoes thats all.......I hope the next model is user friendly.....

Posted by: lip on June 22, 2003 05:41 PM

This posting seems more[ like] pragmatic than bitter.
I thought my ex was bad until I was'introduced' to acidman's.

Posted by: quark2 on June 22, 2003 05:47 PM

I just remember something my daddy said to me when I was in high school.

"Son, it doesn't matter how pretty she is, there's some guy somewhere who's had enough of her shit."

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on June 22, 2003 07:28 PM

Since when do we make laws to fit human nature? The rationale behind that seems to be "we can't stop it, so lets not try". Ok, but let's be even-handed about it: People are always going to steal, no matter how well off they are. Take that fuckwit Winona Ryder for example. So what are we gonna do, legalize stealing? We are supposed to make laws based on what is right and what is wrong. If we start pissing in our diddies about whether we can enforce it, we may as well scrap the whole idea of justice.

Posted by: Dan on June 23, 2003 12:07 AM

You poor bastard my heart goes out to you, better luck next time; if your damn fool enough to try again.

Posted by: mike on June 23, 2003 03:44 AM

Let me offer another take on this.

If the BC had aborted the baby, then she WOULD have disposed of it.

Instead, she gave it up for adoption, and given your history with her, was truly the kindest thing she could have done for that baby - not raised it and exposed it to her evil ways.

It probably was the nicest thing she ever did. Give her that much.

Posted by: Selky on June 23, 2003 02:18 PM

She came to your son's soccer game with cum in her hair?

I totally disagree with you on your stance on abortion. Some people should just not reproduce. Case and point.

Posted by: Anton on June 23, 2003 02:24 PM
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