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April 28, 2004a comparisonFrom my friend, Catfish: It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A beer tastes horrible served hot. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. If you get a hair in your teeth 24 beers come in a box. Too much head makes you mad at the If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is If you come home smelling like beer, 6 beers in a night and you better not Buy too much beer and you will get fat. It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. If a cop smells beer on your breath, With beer, bigger is better. Wearing a condom does not make a beer Pussy can make you see God. Beer can If you think all day about the next pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. If you try to snag a beer at work, If you suddenly drop a beer, it may If you change to another beer, your The best pussy you have ever had is The worst pussy you have ever had is Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill. Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead, The government taxes beer. Comments
The government taxes beer Careful, Acidman, some left-shit politician somewhere might read this and get ideas... Posted by: Texas Reb on April 28, 2004 11:59 AMThe government may tax beer but pussy will bleed you dry! Posted by: Raoh Gizzip on April 28, 2004 12:09 PMtotals: beer------9 evening the odds: Beer doesn't talk your ear off with nonsense----Beer Beer doesn't vote for gore cause he french-kissed his stupid wife.-----Beer Beer impairs driving, but pussy can't drive---Beer Beer never cheats then tries to justify it---Beer Posted by: ergo on April 28, 2004 02:50 PMSee? This is exactly what I was talking about. I had to give up beer. When I have to give up pussy, cover me up. Posted by: Larry on April 28, 2004 03:42 PMHell with that. I'd rather drink a CASE of bad beer than have access to Janet Reno's pussy (assuming she has one). Advantage: beer. Posted by: Kim du Toit on April 29, 2004 12:16 AMPost a comment
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