Gut Rumbles
 

February 05, 2004

they die slowly

The Democrat primaries are getting downright clownish, which should be suspected considering the people we're dealing with here. John Kerry is becoming an alpha male, thanks to all the money he received from marrying heiresses. What balls he has.

Howard Dean is starting a tinfoil hat company. His constititents should buy heavily. The nutball will never be president, but he may sell a lot of hats

Why hasn't someone beamed Dennis Kuchinich back to Mars by now?

Here's my predicition in my humble opinion the fat lady is warming up in the dressing room. The song will be short, sweet and mournful. I believe that the song will be :It takes a fool to elect a witch doctor and she's four years away yet,

I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

Comments

John Dean? Is that Nixon hack back, running for president? Did I miss a memo?

Posted by: mr. helpful on February 5, 2004 02:39 PM

Of course you're right. You will notice she was clever enough to not run this time . . .

Posted by: Anne on February 5, 2004 03:39 PM

It's a good thing Kucinich ran for pres. It kept him off the streets of Cleveland for a few months.

Posted by: Jim on February 5, 2004 08:14 PM

I dunno. I think Hillary has already been elected in the only place in the country that would have her. It takes more than 1 state to win the presidency, after all.

Posted by: SwampWoman on February 6, 2004 01:19 PM
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