Gut Rumbles

February 05, 2004

for those who asked

I have not gone crazy. I've always been crazy,

This medicatation I'm taking for my foot fucks me up like something ridiculous. That day is today again and what is my name? Gimme another pill.

I've got more divorce (pronounced FOREVER AND EVER, amen, writs against me and more are coming. The lawyers and the vengeful ex-wife damned sure won't forget about them.

Did you people see the film of a disgruntled client atempting to kill his lawyer as the barrister ducked behind an oak tree. That was real news, right outdiside the courtroom. The dickheadesss shot six times and inflected one flesh wound on the lawyer. That idiot has never been squirrel hunting in his life.

I'm all for killing a lot of lawers. We just need to hire good shots.

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