Gut Rumbles
 

December 30, 2003

big day tomorrow

I actually have to get off my lazy ass and be somewhere tomorrow. I have to drive all the way out to Skidaway Island (That's about 40 miles, one-way) to confirm my travel reservations to Jamaica. From there, I intend to take the scenic route back home, through downtown Savannah, with a slight detour over the bridge into South Carolina. I'm going to buy a bag of fireworks.

I have a cop who lives three houses down from me. Fireworks are illegal in Georgia, but he let me get away with setting off a bunch on the 4th of July, so when I saw him in his yard today, I asked if he was gonna bust me if I set some more off on New Year's Eve.

"Just don't show your ass and keep everything under control," he said. "I'll be hauling drunks to jail tomorrow night."

I took that statement as tacit permission to let fly some voo-doo balls and firecrackers, as long as I didn't get drunk and show my ass while doing it. I'll be careful to keep my ass covered and I'll quit lighting fuses if the law hassles me. But I don't believe that they will.

The neighborhood kids will love it.

Comments

Reckon the cop would rather have folks out settin' off firecrackers and bottle rockets than shootin' randomly up into the air.

Wish I would've thought to head up towards South Carolina yesterday but I reckon the neighbors will have plenty of fireworks. Hope nobody sets the pasture on fire because it's a little dry here. Wouldn't be the first time, though. I set some trees on fire before (oops) with bottle rockets.

Posted by: SwampWoman on December 31, 2003 12:15 AM

Yeehaw! Have fun setting off fireworks and showing your ass! (But not at the same time). And enjoy the scenic drive today.

Posted by: dragonfly jenny on December 31, 2003 09:13 AM

Hi...Im just surfed in and want to say hello!
Regards George


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