December 16, 2003
I slept with a hot bitch last night
I'll tell you what... that that bitch was hot and panting and squirming all night long. She couldn't get enough of my body heat. She kept rubbing against my ass and pressing her body against me. She was insatiable.
Every time I looked at her, she rolled those doe-like brown eyes at me, and my resistance melted. I allowed her to tangle the sheets some more.
I kinda like my dog.
What? No reference to "doggie-style" here?
Just a thought. *heh*
Sloop New Dawn
And that's all I'm gonna say.
Did she bite you on your skinny ass? Do you have matching heekies on your cheeks?
You have totally, well almost totally corrupted me. How is "heeky" spelled? Hecky, heekie? I need help. Where is my dictionary of the lowest-common-denominator language? Spell Chek isn't worth a damn if you can't get close to the correct spelling. Oops! Pardon my French! I kind of like that saying now. But we must remember that "France" is spelled "Chirac."
I'm barely sober this morning, no thanks to you. But, I deleted the word "old" as in your skinny old ass.
I can hardly open my eyes this morning, did you delete my rant under your football entry? If you deleted it, in your solemn wisdom of speaking the truth and as an old fart, I still have a copy, I'll find it, might not read it, but I'll find it.
I'm still not responsible for my current behavior. I'm not an adult, responsible for my writing. Acidman, made me do it. Any jury of my peers, including your loyal readers will acquit me of all responsibility for anything I write.
I certainly hope someone out there with the misfortune to read this is smiling right now. Will a glass of wine (the hair of the dog) clear my head? Just look at the time! I've been corrupted by Acidman!
I know what you mean...I got me a good bitch too. And living out here in the rockies, a little extra body heat in the sack does this homesick southern boy a lot of good.
A lot of people seem to have problems with Pit Bulls, my only problem with mine is that she hogs the covers.
Call the Santorum SWAT Team!
Troy, you sure do have a talent in running off a real woman to "share" those covers with you. A pit bull! No thanks.
Every man should sleep with a hot bitch, at least once in their life.
What's wrong with a pit bull? (As long as it's a REAL pit bull) A real pit bull is a perfect sweety pie to humans. It might bite the head off your Rottweiler, though.
Yeah she farts in the bed constantly but that's okay, so do I.
And as far as running women away, she has done the exact opposite really. I wish that eveyone could spend time with a real pet bull. They are the best dogs in my opinion, great with kids, super smart (mine acts as a remote control for the light switch and beer retrieving from the fridge) and they will make you laugh everyday.
The same people in the old news business who talk about pit bulls being uber-beasts of wanton destruction are the same people who call republicans racist rednecks. Just a thought.
Don't give up, you are close.