Gut Rumbles

December 03, 2003

angry troll

I've kept a certain IP blocked for a while now, so the alleged human known as "Beth" has started trolling my email. "She" claims to be a psychologist and is warning me to behave before she calls "the authorities" on me for abusing my child and my dog. I laugh my ass off when I read those emails.

Let's get a couple of things straight right now. First, I don't abuse my child or my dog. They both love life here in the Crackerbox. I treat both of them well.

Second, can you imagine a genuine psychologist THREATENING ME? She's gonna REPORT ME TO THE AUTHORITIES? Got-Dam! That scares the shit out of ME.

Listen, dumbfuck. I've looked the Reaper himself in the eye and I was not afraid of HIM. Pick up that phone any time you wish and call "the authorities." Just remember one thing.

I don't take threats lightly. I have every comment and every email you ever sent me saved in a special folder. I would be DELIGHTED to show it to "the authorities." Let's see who goes to jail.

I'm willing to dance. Are you?


If you're selling tickets I'll buy one just so's I can watch!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 3, 2003 11:40 AM

I'll buy one as well.

Posted by: Sam on December 3, 2003 11:56 AM

Put MB up for at least a ring-side box; if bethy-baby lands in her lap, she'll have a ball making mincemeat of her!

Posted by: MommaBear on December 3, 2003 12:01 PM

Count me in!

Posted by: Jaydee on December 3, 2003 12:05 PM

This may not be a troll.... It could be A SOCIAL WORKER! They're just as annoying and more pesistent.

Posted by: Shipman on December 3, 2003 12:06 PM


Apparently someone else DOES define dance the way that I do...

(I was defining it on Adam's site earlier.)

Posted by: Key on December 3, 2003 12:11 PM

Sign me up. That mental midget sent some retarded emails my as well and spoofed my handle in the comment section a few times. Why is she so interested in your personal life?

Posted by: Anna on December 3, 2003 12:16 PM

Maybe it's somebody he knows.

Posted by: Courtney on December 3, 2003 12:35 PM

Geez... Sounds like some people (such as "Beth") don't understand the difference between punishment as a part of teaching self-discipline and abuse. Those people who think ANY form of punishment is "bad" are the reason why we have all the sociopaths running in the streets now...


Posted by: Jack on December 3, 2003 01:15 PM

You gotta quit shopping at Trolls-R-Us.

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on December 3, 2003 01:30 PM

While I want to be there at ringside; I actually want more than that.

I want to know where she lives and everything about her.

Then I would like to do a little dance.

Posted by: Commander Will on December 3, 2003 03:14 PM

Beth is from up north, gang. She's no more a psychologist than Acidman's a teetotaler.

She's threatening you, Gut? Well, by all means, let's report that IP now.

Posted by: Da Goddess on December 3, 2003 03:42 PM

Define "Up North", Goddess. As in this far north? If so, let me know. I'd be happy to help rub out such a stain on the Canadian reputation.

Posted by: LightandDark on December 3, 2003 05:04 PM

In most cases, psychologists are more dysfunctional and arrogant than most of the population and they raise wimpy, dysfunctional children. Basically, they have their heads up their asses.

Posted by: Brent on December 3, 2003 05:14 PM

I dunno 'bout a ringside seat, but I would like to handle the likker concession....

Posted by: SwampWoman on December 3, 2003 05:27 PM

I'll buy a ticket, too.

MB, may I sit beside you, perhaps assist you in some way? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Good gracious, I haven't used those words since I was a young'n!

Posted by: Ms Anna on December 3, 2003 08:18 PM

I think Brent is saying that they are assholes.

Will this event be televised? On Spike TV?

Posted by: Jim O'Cleveland on December 3, 2003 08:36 PM

Eveyone's heard the one about the dentist with bad teeth right...

same thing.

Posted by: dave on December 3, 2003 10:03 PM

Rob, when I was a kid I spent a LOT of time in a wheelchair. Kids being kids, poked some fun at me and took the piss. I used to get upset until my wise old mum (we say "mum" in Oz, not "mom" - dunno why) said, "Just ignore them; it'll drive them NUTS!".

I did .... and it did - BIG TIME.

Attention-getting, low self-esteemers like "Beth" are simply dumb animals who want their egos fed.

Don't feed her - starve her. It works.

Posted by: James Riley on December 4, 2003 12:44 AM

Couldn't we just drop the whole idea and have a little mud-wrastling?

Posted by: Kim du Toit on December 4, 2003 11:17 PM
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