December 03, 2003
I've kept a certain IP blocked for a while now, so the alleged human known as "Beth" has started trolling my email. "She" claims to be a psychologist and is warning me to behave before she calls "the authorities" on me for abusing my child and my dog. I laugh my ass off when I read those emails.
Let's get a couple of things straight right now. First, I don't abuse my child or my dog. They both love life here in the Crackerbox. I treat both of them well.
Second, can you imagine a genuine psychologist THREATENING ME? She's gonna REPORT ME TO THE AUTHORITIES? Got-Dam! That scares the shit out of ME.
Listen, dumbfuck. I've looked the Reaper himself in the eye and I was not afraid of HIM. Pick up that phone any time you wish and call "the authorities." Just remember one thing.
I don't take threats lightly. I have every comment and every email you ever sent me saved in a special folder. I would be DELIGHTED to show it to "the authorities." Let's see who goes to jail.
I'm willing to dance. Are you?
If you're selling tickets I'll buy one just so's I can watch!
Put MB up for at least a ring-side box; if bethy-baby lands in her lap, she'll have a ball making mincemeat of her!
This may not be a troll.... It could be A SOCIAL WORKER! They're just as annoying and more pesistent.
Apparently someone else DOES define dance the way that I do...
(I was defining it on Adam's site earlier.)
Sign me up. That mental midget sent some retarded emails my as well and spoofed my handle in the comment section a few times. Why is she so interested in your personal life?
Maybe it's somebody he knows.
Geez... Sounds like some people (such as "Beth") don't understand the difference between punishment as a part of teaching self-discipline and abuse. Those people who think ANY form of punishment is "bad" are the reason why we have all the sociopaths running in the streets now...
You gotta quit shopping at Trolls-R-Us.
Sloop New Dawn
While I want to be there at ringside; I actually want more than that.
I want to know where she lives and everything about her.
Then I would like to do a little dance.
Beth is from up north, gang. She's no more a psychologist than Acidman's a teetotaler.
She's threatening you, Gut? Well, by all means, let's report that IP now.
Define "Up North", Goddess. As in this far north? If so, let me know. I'd be happy to help rub out such a stain on the Canadian reputation.
In most cases, psychologists are more dysfunctional and arrogant than most of the population and they raise wimpy, dysfunctional children. Basically, they have their heads up their asses.
I dunno 'bout a ringside seat, but I would like to handle the likker concession....
I'll buy a ticket, too.
MB, may I sit beside you, perhaps assist you in some way? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?
Good gracious, I haven't used those words since I was a young'n!
I think Brent is saying that they are assholes.
Will this event be televised? On Spike TV?
Eveyone's heard the one about the dentist with bad teeth right...
Rob, when I was a kid I spent a LOT of time in a wheelchair. Kids being kids, poked some fun at me and took the piss. I used to get upset until my wise old mum (we say "mum" in Oz, not "mom" - dunno why) said, "Just ignore them; it'll drive them NUTS!".
I did .... and it did - BIG TIME.
Attention-getting, low self-esteemers like "Beth" are simply dumb animals who want their egos fed.
Don't feed her - starve her. It works.
Couldn't we just drop the whole idea and have a little mud-wrastling?