Gut Rumbles

November 30, 2003

my blog darlings

I'll admit it. My male ego is flattered by the attention that I receive from a lot of wimmen in blogdom. I like it when wimmen say nice things about me. Hell, I LIKE WIMMEN. What's wrong with that?

I hereby present some of the ladies in the blogosphere that I fantasize about:

Here is number one, because I believe that our paths may cross some fine day and I may get to see her nekkid.

Here is one that will forever be my friend. Thank you, Joanie.

I want to hit this one with a frisbee and kick her ugly-assed dog, too. She needs to buy some guns. I would enjoy teaching her to shoot. I'll bet that she would be good at it, too. She has the right disposition.

I showed mine and shell showed hers. I love that woman. She reminds me of ME.

I got drunk and tried to get some of this one at the blog-meet. My plans didn't work. Beware of wrestling with a tall woman. She'll kick your ass. I am now her unlaid blog-pimp daddy. Boy, I wear that title with pride.

If I ever get the chance, I'm going to commit incest with this one. Daddy loves his blog-daughter, yes he does.

I would sure enough grab this one in a minute, as long as she promised never to sing "Me and Bobby Mcgee" again.

Something about this one really intrigues me. I'll bet that she's been skinnydipping before.

I'll bet you that this one would take me out get, me drunk, show me her red toenails, fight me off when I pawed at her and still let me sleep on her couch. She probably would feed me breakfast in the morning before she kicked me out, too.

I love my blog-wimmen.


Acidman, you just love women, and what women can do to you. Are you ready for some lovin'? Your talk hasn't scared me away, yet. Just made me hungrier, aching just about all over, grrrrr!

Posted by: Lady Mae on November 30, 2003 02:48 PM

He does have a way with a keyboard don't he? : )

Posted by: Symph on November 30, 2003 03:10 PM

Yeah, I'd get you drunk, show you my toes, and let you sleep on my couch. But about that breakfast thing....we'd probably have to go out for that, and it'd probably be more like brunch.......I like to sleep in.

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on November 30, 2003 03:22 PM

You could just throw me the disc instead of hitting me with it. I'd be especially impressed if you could throw back and forth with me with a glass of Franzia in one hand.

I have shot a few guns before at a target range but it's been four years.

Posted by: sugarmama on November 30, 2003 03:30 PM

Here's proof.

Posted by: sugarmama on November 30, 2003 03:31 PM

I better change that baby pic before folks think you're really perverted. ;-)

Posted by: Juliette on November 30, 2003 04:18 PM

I think it's too late, Juliette!

Posted by: Key on November 30, 2003 04:32 PM

re: skinnydipping

Many, many times.

Posted by: a broad on November 30, 2003 05:24 PM

Fantasize about you, too, you old cracker. Fantasize about you falling under the weight of that pallet of white zin at WalMart, leaving me your big screen TV, vast fortune, and the mandolin.

Posted by: Da Goddess on November 30, 2003 06:38 PM

GOD DAMN Sugarmama,

Are you holding a REAL Steyr AUG? That is one helluva gun for someone who doesn't shoot much (even though it is only a .223).

Christ, I gotta get my sorry ass out of NJ and move to somewhere where the women have a love for Billary's Assault Rifles.

Posted by: rightisright on November 30, 2003 10:16 PM

Yes that was real, I dated a guy who owned that gun, but that pic is 4+ years old. I asked him to let me shoot every gun he owns, so I shot each gun a few times, including the steyr.

Posted by: sugarmama on December 1, 2003 10:13 AM

Wow!!! Oh my!!! Really? And there I was feeling neglected for all those other nubile bloggerinas in our fine community!

mmmmmmmWAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [BIG KISS] You're up there on my list too sweetie.

SIGH. Pondering tequila, conversation, and other oral pleasures ...

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