Gut Rumbles
 

November 25, 2003

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I am a blog-daddy to many people now, but this one insists on being called my "blog pet." I wanted to call her my Blog Mistress, but she said that I couldn't do that until we had wild, uninhibited monkey-sex together.

I am willing to do that anytime she wishes, but she keeps turning me down. I've been brushing my teeth, using mouthwash, bathing daily and slapping deoderant in my armpits, too. I just don't understand what is wrong. Maybe it's the beard that puts her off.

Certain people in the blogosphere already belive that we DID IT, so... why not make it the truth? C'mon, darlin.' I'm willing if YOU are.

Pretty please?

Comments

Acidman, you are SO cute when you beg.

Posted by: wanda on November 25, 2003 03:43 PM

DANG!! I never thought I'd see the Acidman begging!! HA!

Posted by: Eric on November 25, 2003 04:46 PM

Oh Alright, I guess that I could live with either term of endearment now that you've run a full disclaimer.

And we'll make good on the rumors just AS SOON and as we are AVAILABLE at the same time! How about that?! (The chin scruff is fine.)

I appreciate the Acid-bath! ---Guess I'd better go write something now. ; )

Posted by: Key on November 25, 2003 04:50 PM

(Excuse my over-conjunctionness.)

Posted by: Key on November 25, 2003 04:52 PM

My goodness, while Acidman is trying to get past the zipper in Key's bluejeans, Geoffrey is forging ahead in the sexiest blogger poll 35% to Acidman's 10%. Could it have anything to do with Geoffrey's package picture?

Posted by: Ms Anna on November 25, 2003 05:20 PM

Ya THINK?!?!

Posted by: Key on November 25, 2003 05:23 PM

Of COURSE it is!
Acidman's going to have to put "up" if he wants to beat Geoff! ;)

Posted by: DeAnna on November 25, 2003 06:54 PM

That picture was Photoshopped. His package looks like a dick, only smaller.

Posted by: Acidman on November 25, 2003 08:03 PM

Bionic Roscoe. Send her the instruction manual. That should do the trick...

Posted by: dda on November 26, 2003 06:11 AM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki on May 25, 2004 10:26 PM
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