Gut Rumbles

November 03, 2003

picking up the pieces

I have the guts of 100,000 dead insects smeared all over the windshield of my truck. I noticed that fact when I went out to retreive the laptop this morning. That truck looks just the way I felt when I arrived home yesterday.

Shot at and missed, but shit at and hit.

I am enjoying reading tales from other bloggers who attended the meet, and I am delighted that everyone seemed to have a good time, even though one person lost his clothes.

Heh! He wondered why his ass hurt in the morning. BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

We need a round table next time. We were too spread out on a long table in the restaurant so you had to address just a couple of people at a time when you wanted to pontificate, and bloggers like a BIG audience. Bloggers also are seldom at a loss for words. We were kinda loud, especially when we all became fueled with alcohol. I'll plan better next time, but I believe that the affair wasn't bad for a first try.

We had one interloper, but we assimilated his ass in a hurry. Eric The Red is now officially a Jawja Blogger even if he DOES live in Tennessee. I knghted him, and if you follow that link, you'll see why.

So let it be written; so let it be done.

Those "Jawja Blogger" tee-shirts will be the envy of everyone who sees them. I don't dare wash mine, because kelley laid a big, red-lipstick kiss among the autographs on the front. I don't want that to wash off, even though this knot on my noggin' will go away in time. She kissed my shirt, I asked her to "GO LOWER" and she hit me in the head with an empty beer bottle.

I could be making some of this shit up, but I really don't have to. It was strange enough just the way it really happened.


Out of respect for your hangover, I won't mention the glorious Gator win over the Dawgs...I guess that means ya'll will be getting another new coach. Can't go three years without beating the Gators before the hatchet comes out.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on November 3, 2003 10:18 AM

Don't count the Dawgs out, yet. My nephew, an offensive lineman wants his second SEC ring so bad that he's delaying orthoscopic surgery on a bad ankle until the end of the season. He says as long as he can walk, he's playing football.

Posted by: Ms Anna on November 3, 2003 11:47 AM

Ms Anna, no disrespect to the Dawgs! I kinda like them, but I like pissing Rob off even more. My nephew in Marietta had a five year scholarship to play for the Dawgs. But, they changed coaches, so he went out west to Stanford. Now his team mascot is a tree. Sheesh!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on November 3, 2003 11:57 AM

Ms. Anna, the Dawgs better start playing a LOT better than they have been if they want another ring.

Florida wins again... Just Damn!

Posted by: Acidman on November 3, 2003 12:25 PM

at least the bottle was empty. who likes to waste a good beer by smashing it over someone's head?

Posted by: pril on November 3, 2003 12:36 PM

I have a double whammy against U of Florida. I graduated from FSU. My, oh my, I even yell for Miami when they play Florida.

Posted by: Ms Anna on November 3, 2003 09:02 PM

Do you still have the tee shirt with the big red lipstick kiss on it? That's quite a souvenir. Once a gal left a hot red imprint of her lips on my cheek and I didn't wipe it off all night. My girlfriend clobbered me good when I got home.

Posted by: Tod on April 24, 2004 04:57 AM
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