Gut Rumbles
 

October 21, 2003

Dr. Acidman's Sex clinic

I cannot believe that I received an email from someone who never heard of a "Daisy Chain." Bejus! What is this world coming to?

I know several ways to do a nice Daisy Chain. The best one is when you get about a six couples together and form a circle, with a woman between every man. You drink some wine, smoke some dope and light a few candles. You put some good music on the stereo. Then everybody gets nekkid.

You lean to your right and perform oral sex on the woman next to you while the woman on your left performs oral sex on YOU and the woman in front is performing oral sex on HIM and the woman doing YOU is getting the same from the guy behind her. It goes that way all around the circle. After a while, someone yells "REVERSE!" and you then turn left and service the woman who was servicing YOU before and the one you were doing gets the opportunity to pay back what you gave her.

After that, someone yells "ROTATE!" and everybody picks a new spot in the circle. That puts you in the middle of two NEW partners. It can break down into a total clusterfuck after that, but that's how a Daisy Chain works. Been there, done that. It's not the least bit unpleasant if you like to turn loose and enjoy sex. In fact, I highly recommend it for everybody, but that's just me. I'm a kinky guy.

There's your Daisy Chain. You ask, I answer.

Comments

Well, dang. I've allus said I learn somthin' new ever' time I come here...(blushing)
(and giggling...)

Posted by: Stevie on October 21, 2003 02:47 PM

Sounds like a wonderful way to transmit STDs.

Posted by: sugarmama on October 21, 2003 03:10 PM

I agree Sugarmama....ewwwwwww.....
with my luck, I'd end up with some sleaze that hadn't washed in a month. Is there any prior say as to who is in these groups Rob???

Posted by: Lisa on October 21, 2003 06:51 PM

That sounds a whole lot more fun than the meetings we have where I work. I'd liken them to a circle jerk rather than a daisy chain.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on October 21, 2003 07:01 PM

Ewww! Sugarmama is right. I'm sorry I stopped by GR tonight. It's time for me to go chuck my dinner now. Bye.

Posted by: Acidman's Daughter on October 21, 2003 07:50 PM

I've never done a daisy chain
and no I've never been into pain
and with a man I've never lain
but a time or two I've driven the train

Threesomes and orgies I have done
in my younger days they sure were fun
but no chains today or I'm on the run
I swear my wife would give me the gun

I've thought of asking her to swing
but I dread the misery that would bring
so no chain for me or a passionate fling
I'll just have to watch it on this porno machine

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