September 25, 2003

this is your brain on drugs

I have to admit that this story curdled every bit of grits I ate at the Huddle House last Sunday.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

That boy fucked up badly. I went with a broke dick for almost two years before I got the Bionic Roscoe, and I had to rely heavily on my tongue during that time. This idiot took even the second best form of sex right out of his life.

Dumb bastard.

Comments

Holy cockup, Batman!!!!

I'm not sure I ever, ever want to know what he was hallucinating to make him cut off the two body parts that can give the most pleasure to both himself and someone else...

Yikes...

Posted by: Jack on September 25, 2003 06:53 PM

Now if that isn't an anti-drug example, I dunno what the hell is.

Hmm. I wonder if we can introduce this stuff to Berkeley. With any good fortune, the hippies will cease to reproduce.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on September 25, 2003 10:56 PM

I've seen several OD's from this shit over the years. More commonly known as Jimson Weed in this country. Very toxic as one of the compounds is a paralytic and you sufficate - and you're wide awake while it happens, just unable to move. Nasty.
There are a bunch of different varieties of this plant grown as ornimentals. The flowers are very pretty, sort of like the big white Easter Lilly.
Maybe this gomer can star in the next "Dude, where's my Dick?" movie. Oh wait. He won't be able to say that line will he? Darwin rules.

Posted by: Jmon on September 26, 2003 12:14 AM

He'll just have to learn to enjoy taking it up the ass from now on. What a friggin idjit.

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