August 31, 2003

MEMO TO ACIDMAN:

I've really enjoyed guestblogging for you again, but I think I'll take a pass on Monday. I do have guests in town, and all. Plus, once again, I've managed to enrage, piss off, or otherwise alienate the vast majority of your loyal fans. Which was the mission, correct? But you have some damage control issues.

The good news? I've managed to successfully bottle this vitriol in a case of old Dr. Pepper long necks. I've already had contacts from Syria and Algeria, who will pay good money for this WMD. I will retire to Islamorada with the proceeds.

Posted by guestblogger "Never trust a left-handed goat" Velociman.