Gut Rumbles

August 01, 2003

pornographic movie

Am I the only person ever to watch SEX TREK: THE NEXT PENETRATION? Am I the only person to watch that movie THREE TIMES? Back-to-back? (Well, there was a lot of front-to-front and front-to-back, side-to-side and even some really sick shit in that movie. I liked it for the articles.)

If you're a Trekker like me, you gotta love a big, overswollen dildo called the "Starship Betweenyourthighs" orbiting the planet Youranus. Captain Quirk is in command, aided by his close friends, Vulcan Lt. Sperm and Dr. McCoy (known as "Boner" to the captain.) Ensigns Screwyou and Jackoff man the helm. Lt. Youwhore controls the communication console. Yoman Randybitch waits for orders from the captain. Snotty runs the engine room and the transporter. Did I mention that there were a lot of nekkid chicks running around fucking anybody who would hold still?

Was I the only person ever to see that movie?


Yes. Was it directed by the Dark Brothers?

Posted by: Kim du Toit on August 2, 2003 01:55 AM

I can't remember if that was the one I watched, or "Sex Trek 2: The Search for Sperm". It was fun, though.

Posted by: Keith on August 2, 2003 09:18 PM

Possibly, Rob, but it's now on the short list of "Porn I Must See." And the husband will probably enjoy it too.

Thanks for the "heads" up.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on August 3, 2003 04:22 PM

It has to be better than "Strap On Midgets" which I saw displayed at the Adults Only Subversive Movie Shop outside the nearby mall.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on August 3, 2003 04:24 PM
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