Gut Rumbles

July 31, 2003


The previews are certainly posers. I'm going to guess Shell's going to give Grouchy Old Cripple a serious hygiene clipping in his nether regions, after his freshly handi-wiped ass gets exfoliated to a lustrous sheen. The Stasi Da Goddess will have him under merciless control with the hemostats in the nostrils. The mirror? I'm going to use it to see if he's still breathing afterwards.

Posted by cautiously optimistic guestblogger Kim


Lordy, Lordy, I hope that's all there is to it...
Some of those instruments made me cringe in total sympathy to every male reading this.

Course, doesn't mean I wouldn't have watched, that's why God created peek thru. '-)

Posted by: Laura on July 31, 2003 06:06 PM

You people are going to be in SOOOOO much trouble when the A-man returns!
Run for your lives!!!

Posted by: Pedro the Ignorant on July 31, 2003 10:25 PM

No! No! Now he will appear to be elevating the content of his blog. That's why he chose us lowlifes to defile the Crackerhouse while he was gone.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on July 31, 2003 10:49 PM
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