July 31, 2003
JUST A GUESS
The previews are certainly posers. I'm going to guess Shell's going to give Grouchy Old Cripple a serious hygiene clipping in his nether regions, after his freshly handi-wiped ass gets exfoliated to a lustrous sheen.
The Stasi Da Goddess will have him under merciless control with the hemostats in the nostrils. The mirror? I'm going to use it to see if he's still breathing afterwards.
Posted by cautiously optimistic guestblogger Kim
Lordy, Lordy, I hope that's all there is to it...
Some of those instruments made me cringe in total sympathy to every male reading this.
Course, doesn't mean I wouldn't have watched, that's why God created fingers...to peek thru. '-)
You people are going to be in SOOOOO much trouble when the A-man returns!
Run for your lives!!!
No! No! Now he will appear to be elevating the content of his blog. That's why he chose us lowlifes to defile the Crackerhouse while he was gone.