July 30, 2003
I Just Got a Postcard!
I sure hope you're behaving yourself on my blog, goddamn it. No pictures of furry little fucking cats, right?
As you can see by the photo on this here card, I'm having a wonderful time.
I dropped the boys off at the racetrack and went out to find me some fun. I couldn't manage to tame Roscoe all that much until I put on my old Hooters uniform. That subdued him just fine.
Make sure you post lots of pornographic, highly objectionable, and completely insulting stuff on my site otherwise I'll hunt you down and spank you!
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