July 30, 2003
My head hurts.
posted by guestblogger shellshocked
Bad. I blame Depo. I just got my shot a little over a week ago, and have had a near continuous headache since then.
I need better birth control.
I demand a Pill for men.
A vasectomy works beautifully!
Yeah, sure. I can hear it now....right in the middle of passion the girl asks her guy,"Did you take your birth control pill?" What do you think the guys gonna say?
Duh? Yeah...I'd trust that a lot....wouldn't you?
Or as a pick up line: "Don't worry, baby, I'm on the Pill"
Depo drove me crazy. The whole "not having a period" thing is unnatural.
Vasectomy? Pfft. Yeah, suggest that to the average guy, and see how long it takes before you have tire tracks in your driveway.
I got mine! Shootin' nothing but blanks, baby.
tubal ligations work really well, and you don't have to worry about the "trust" issue with the guys
Vasectomies are very fucking liberating. And if they're really dumb you can convince them there's no discharge. The first time, anyway.
I'm a big fan of the "Spousal Unit Spay/Neuter" option. Poor hubby was in and out of the Urologist's office so fast he never knew what hit him.
Sure puts the fun back into play-time.