July 29, 2003

I'm Pissed

Roscoe here. I'm pissed! Get it? I'm pissed! Jesus! Rob just won't leave me alone. Even on vacation. Dammit! He knows better than to get into a pissing contest with me because guess who'll win? After all, I've been pissing all my life.

And to all you people who don't like this stuff, tough! Rob's spent all this time talking about me. It's time I get to spend some time talking about him. Like I said before: "It's not my fault!"

I'm a little let down (Let down. Get it?) About the lack of raunchiness by the ladies. Rob was saying before he left that Shocking Shell and Da Goddess were gonna get down and dirty. Nothing dirty. No boobage. He's gonna get pissed when he gets back and he'll probably take it out on me.