Gut Rumbles

July 12, 2003

i need a break

I fed the boys shrimp eggrolls and instant rice for lunch today. It wasn't half-bad. They had the been-inside-too-long crawlies, so I tossed them out into the front yard and told them to go play. They wanted ME to quarterback a football game for them.

Pardon the pun, but I PASSED on that offer. If I tried to throw a football right now, I fear that my overburdened nutsack would hit the ground and never reel back up again. I would have to live the rest of my life dragging that thing behind me everywhere I went, picking up ant-bites and sand-spurs along the way. No, thank you.

I want to take a wookie pill and relax on the couch for a while.

If they are back inside within five minutes, I'm going to kill all three of them.


Yes, you do need to take the pills when you are supposed to, as they are designed to give you and your nervous system a rest from the alarm bells that jangle up your spinal chord, otherwise, and exhaust the brain's capacity to deal with the onslaught from the kind of surgical insult your body has suffered. THAT'S why the doctor gives them to you!

And you were the one who said you were going to do what the doctor ordered you to do...HAH !!

Posted by: MommaBear on July 12, 2003 03:45 PM

Take your pills on schedule, ya crusty ol' codger. Pain is your body's way of saying "Stop doing that sh*t".

Unless you're trying to come out as a closet masochist. After question #23 on your infamous list, some of us are beginning to wonder.

Get well soon.

Posted by: Tobacco Road Fogey on July 12, 2003 04:46 PM
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