Gut Rumbles

July 04, 2003

new window, all fucked up

I can post. That's good. I can't read comments. That's bad. I hope that fucking Florida troll is happy. Alltel has banned me and THAT FUCKER did it. It reminded me of divorce court.

He left his droppings all over the place using MY name. But he is innocent and I am guilty because I threatened to shoot his ass. Boy, am I sorry about treating HIM like shit.

I've just never been able to smell a turd and call it a rose.


The pen is mightier then the *sword* or gun...
you have the sharpest tongue I know..and mind to would be kinder to be shot by you. : )

Posted by: Trease on July 4, 2003 11:53 AM

See, instead of threatening, you should have just done it.

Posted by: Geoffrey on July 4, 2003 12:18 PM

I just thought about it, you can't see these...but I suppose you will eventually..
~waves~ till then..Trease

Posted by: Trease on July 4, 2003 02:19 PM

What did the troll do? ....

Posted by: lip on July 4, 2003 02:32 PM

What did the little fucktard troll do? Well, from what I can decipher, not only did he go around impersonating Acidman in other people's comment boxes, but it looks like he ran to Acidman's ISP ( and whined that Acidman threatened to shoot him. Scared little rabbit. But ISPs being what they are, they suspend your account first and ask questions later.

So now, Acidman has had to setup another email address and find another way onto the Internet. Hence AOL.

That about sum it up, Rob?

Posted by: Joni on July 4, 2003 02:47 PM

Ahhh....I see says the blind man....what a coward. He wouldn't have to shoot him as a bitch slap would probably have the same effect....

Posted by: lip on July 4, 2003 02:53 PM

Why can't the people he has trolled return the favor? Post HIS ISP and let us take care of that.....that.......THING. We start letting THEM know what kind of postings he does, send them what he left here before, give him a virus....something, ya know? I would love to do that.....Actually, what I'd like to do is a little more physical. He can change his ISP and his phone number, but he can't change where he works so easily....wanna help him get that done? I remember the name of the place.
Anyone? (To be heard said in the voice of Ben Stein, economics teacher in "Ferris Beuller's Day Off".) Anyone?

Posted by: stevie on July 4, 2003 03:30 PM

Count me in, who are we talking about?

Posted by: SASSY on July 4, 2003 04:04 PM

The latest troll-whom I think is the same guy as Jean Poodlename and Cassidy.....
Cassidy was in the Army-so's Duane Davidson
Cassidy said he was Irish-Is Davidson an "Irish" name?
There are differences, tho...Cassidy was longwinded, but Jean Poodlename and this asshole Davidson went right for the smut quotient.
However, if they AREN'T all the same person...Davidson is the one we need to do something about. He's the one who caused this clusterfuck....
I'm going back into the archives and finish getting all this "troll" shit sorted out, straightened out and ready for anyone who wants to have it for whatever retribution they see fit. (Grabs miners hat, checks lamp-it's working, good-,grabs cigs and cuppa coffee...Has pen and notebook and is pissed....checklist is complete.)
I will be back.

Posted by: stevie on July 4, 2003 04:26 PM

Joni has it figured out. (and YES, I found a way to read my comments). I'll never threaten to shoot a troll again. Never.

I'll just take Geoff's advice in the future.

Posted by: Acidman on July 4, 2003 04:30 PM

Bejus! I shouldn't have typed that comment! The pissant may whine to AOL now and have me banned again, that nutless wonder.

Posted by: Acidman on July 4, 2003 04:34 PM

So what is his ISP? Somebody post the damn thing. I am sick to death of assholes getting away with being assholes and having someone else go down for THEIR bullshit. He started this. Rob paid for it, now can we PLEASE take this asshole troll OUT of the picture for good? If you are at all familiar with that moxienu/moxiepop bullshit, you KNOW what can be done. At least I do.....

Posted by: stevie on July 4, 2003 05:36 PM

Your host is ok but it is your ISP that is screwed? If you need hosting help, give me a hollar. You know where to find us.

Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on July 4, 2003 06:06 PM

Asshole. The troll that is. As IF you're going to shoot him....good lord. I suppose I'd better never mention cracking skulls again.....

Posted by: Jane on July 4, 2003 06:14 PM

You need to start arranging for legal papers to start showing up at Alltel corporate offices. Even if you don't want to do business with them anymore, they need to make apologies (and, preferably, hand you a refund check for the remainder of the month).

And I, too, want to know Duane Davidson's ISP, the @#$!! @#$!!ing @#$!!er.

Posted by: McGehee on July 4, 2003 06:54 PM

I'm wondering if the "Davidson" part isn't a silent nod to Harley-DAVIDSON since I notice that he listed the Orlando Hog Chapter ( as "his" website in a 2000 guestbook entry here:

Just what you need, Rob. A group of bikers after you.

Posted by: Joni on July 4, 2003 07:27 PM

On the other hand, there's this:

Attempted 1st degree murder? Hmm. Bear in mind, it IS a common name....

Posted by: Joni on July 4, 2003 07:34 PM

Joni, I've got TWO ex-wives. You think a bunch of fucking BIKERS scare me?

Bejus. Give me a break.

Posted by: Acidman on July 4, 2003 07:40 PM

Two ex's? Jesus, you might like what a bunch of bikers would do to you.....

Posted by: lip on July 4, 2003 07:44 PM

He's from Florida, huh? You know, we have a lot of alligators here. Hm...

I fucking hate trolls.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on July 4, 2003 08:47 PM

This guy is a fat, pathetic suckhole who likes rice burners. Look at his Yahoo profile.
Any self-respecting bike club would hand him up on a silver platter for acting like such a pusbag. Hell, they'd probably beat his ass first. Bike clubs have more honor and integrity amongst themselves than non-bikers do. They demand a certain behavior from their members and they get it. Any bike club that would have HIM as a member could probably be taken down by a buncha boyscouts or old ladies. I sincerely doubt he's a member of any club that has to do with Harleys...At least, I hope. If he is a member of a Harley group and they were to "protect" him, I'd get rid of every single Harley item I owned and be forced to realize that there is no where that people have balls, brains and any kind of control. Yeah, doesn't it suck that I'm looking at BIKER CLUBS for this?

Posted by: stevie on July 4, 2003 09:36 PM

To quote the great Eli Wallach...

If you've gotta shoot, shoot, don't talk.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on July 4, 2003 10:53 PM

Psst! Can anyone tell that I've been an unwilling witness to someone I know (ERIC) being shit on and shit on and shit on, lately? His 63 year old, osteo-cranium-ed, juvenile, ass-kissing the wrong people, refuses to ever admit when he's wrong, always finds SOMETHING to bitch about, utterly stoopid dairy farmer BOSS keeps pulling asshole stunts that would make anybody else tell him to go eat a shit sandwich and Eric just keeps taking it. Other people around here tell Bill to piss up a rope ALL THE TIME and they're still here, still working and still getting their butts kissed. He (Eric) refuses to see this. Even the rare times he does admit that Bill is a jerkoff, he won't SAY anything to him about it. Not even nicely, or sarcastically with a bit of humor and certainly not angrily. No, he comes and tells me and then gets all bent out of shape/whipped dog on me when I want to go say, yell, scream or do anything about it. Even nicely. I told him (Eric) to just stop it. Quit feeding my fire with sticks and gas-soaked rags. Now, it just needs to burn on out. I intend to extinguish it by finishing off that lame-assed troll that screwed Rob up. It may not have worked out well, but at least Rob TRIED to do something about that fuckwit. Rob didn't just sit there and take it. Which is why (one of the multudinous reasons why) I like the man. (By the way, Mr. Rob-didn't I tell you to be careful?)

Posted by: stevie on July 4, 2003 11:01 PM

Let us all dwell upon ye olde wisdome of St. Vincent of Lombardi who spake thusly :

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious."

Bust 'em up, Acidman.

Posted by: Buster on July 4, 2003 11:13 PM

If he was any kind of real biker he wouldn't have whined to an ISP, I mean really, that is for total pussies.

As for threats, man I have gotten plenty and not one fucking ISP did SHIT.

Sorry Rob you have to deal with limpbrained assholes.

Posted by: Dawn on July 5, 2003 07:20 PM
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