Gut Rumbles

June 15, 2003

sunday drive

If you're just cruising around and looking for something intertesting, try this side-road.

Or you could go here and check out my theory that the blog IS NOT run by two sexy women. I've asked them for personal cheesecake and red toenail pictures, but all I got in response was BULLSHIT! I am thoroughly convinced that the site operates out of a trailer park in Clinton, South Carolina, and two beer-bellied guys named "Bubba" and "Jim-Bob" run it. They're knee-deep in empty Pabst Blue Ribbon cans and sitting in their underwear scratching their balls right now. Maripat and Lori, my ass.

Or. you could go check this guy, who seems to like snakes a lot more than I do. He ain't right in the head.

this one has an ugly-assed dog and an attitude worse than mine. I think I love her. I just got born about 30 years too early. In another life, we could have married and raised turds.

Then, there is this post, which makes me think of an interesting phone call to my mother. "Hey, Ma! buzzzzz You'll never guess what I'm doing right now! buzzzzz Want to speak to Shell? buzzzzzzzzzzzzz Never mind. Shell is speaking in tongues right now. I'll call you back later!"



Maybe they aren't sexy in real life, and the bog design is just their schtick, their marketing gimmick? Maybe they're no better looking than I am. Then again, I at least posted a picture to show my female fans not to get too excited. :>

Posted by: Jay Solo on June 15, 2003 11:05 AM

Blog, not bog. Sheesh. No cranberries there.

Posted by: Jay Solo on June 15, 2003 11:06 AM

I think you've done a fine job raising yourself as a turd. hahaha

Posted by: sugarmama on June 15, 2003 04:50 PM
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