Gut Rumbles

May 29, 2003

men vs. women

I am a male chauvanist pig. I admit it. (Of course, the last time I started a post with such a politically incorrect statement, I was booted off two blogrolls. Fuck both of the humorless shits.)

I believe that most men are just flat-out BETTER at most things than women are. Where is the woman Shakespeare? Where is the woman Frank Lloyd Wright? Where is the female Bill Clinton?

Okay, I'll concede #3 because of Hillary, but my central point remains valid. What WAS my central point, anyway?

Okay, I remember now. I want all of my loyal readers with testosterone pumping through their veins to link jay Solo on your blog. If you've got him rolled already, just link him again in a fit of gratuitiousness. Like this:

jay solo.

See how easy that is? You need to keep him on your front page, because that's all that the blogosphere ecosystem counts and some really teasing women are attempting to take advantage of my blog-friend by promising favors they don't deliver.

Notice how I didn't link THEM just now? That action would take away the momentum I'm trying to give to Jay solo.

C'mon, y'all. Give Jay a genuine Acid Bath. It's an US versus THEM kinda thing.


Where is the great woman pianist?

Posted by: Larry on May 29, 2003 06:20 PM

I think there is no "female" Shakespeare because men were just so *chauvanistic* back then.......there probably were females who were just as good, if not better writers, but that time period was very repressive for women......women were essentially not allowed to have a voice.
As for a female Frank Lloyd Wright......don't even get me started! But as an example, I give you Julia Morgan. Her claim to fame was Hearst Castle (which you undoubtedly will dismiss because it was paid for by an eccentric millionaire....that you probably have issues with).....but she also designed many other fabulous and famous buildings. She was considered one of the foremost architects of her day (and I think a much better architect than Mr. Wright.)
Oh...and lastly....I didn't know you were such a fan of Clinton!?

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on May 29, 2003 06:30 PM

well, I can sort of understand your feelings re: women, but I DO have a couple of female heroes, Annie Oakley, Amelia Erhart (sp?) and Calamity Jane off the top of my head.

Done linked Jay a while ago though, so you're too late to influence me there.

Posted by: Marcl on May 29, 2003 06:38 PM


Posted by: Acidman on May 29, 2003 06:39 PM

Bite me...that's good. Well put. The female who ran the presidential office was none other than, yes, Hillary. I have a little testosterone coursing through my body too. HA!

Posted by: pw101 on May 29, 2003 07:04 PM

Men are better at bluster....and serial killing.

Posted by: Jane on May 29, 2003 07:09 PM

Hey! We didn't PROMISE, We were CONSIDERING! Ok this is WAR!

Posted by: Maripat on May 29, 2003 07:12 PM

And Dogsdontpurr, don't forget that women were education, no nothing. I may as well ask where are all the great men needlepointers, because that's what women were confined to.

And bite ME, Acidman....I linked to Jay ages ago, so that must mean I've got enough testosterone to scare your sarong-wrapped ass.

Posted by: Jane on May 29, 2003 07:13 PM

Jane, I have a FINE sarong-wrapped ass.

Posted by: Acidman on May 29, 2003 07:46 PM

And I believe that women SHOULD be property. Obscene, but not heard.

Posted by: Acidman on May 29, 2003 07:48 PM

Blogsnot don't load. I've been having trouble with it for days. Fortunately only two of my favorites are on it.

I ain't adding anymore Blogsnot users to my blogroll. Nope. Not gonna.

Posted by: McGehee on May 29, 2003 08:44 PM

Daaang Acidman, pass the bottle of booze over here!

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