April 22, 2003
I receive somewhere between 800 and 1200 visitors per day. (You can check the Site Meter-- I don't password-protect MINE the way SOME anal-retentive people do.) The numbers go up during the week, then down on the weekends, but I seem to be mired in a rut right where I am. Not much has changed during the past month or so.
I think that I need to try something different on this blog. Here's my plan:
* I am going to STOP USING FOUL LANGUAGE when I write. My mama doesn't like it, and I may put some people off with my salty vocabulary. So, I'm stopping
that shit any profanity from disgracing this page ever again.
* I am going to broaden my horizons and try to become more... OPEN MINDED. Leftists MAY have a point if I stop to consider it. Michael Moore MIGHT be a really perceptive individual instead of the fat, self-aggrandizing
cock-sucking bastard pumper of absolute bullshit lies that I see him to be. I need to stop and think about things before I react from my gut.
* I'm not going to drink when I write anymore. I will never again put a thief in my mouth to steal my brain. Never, ever again. I want GUT RUMBLES to be a serious, sober forum of intellectual give-and-take. I can't run that kind of site when I'm
* I'm going to add some lefty bloggers to the roll and read them every day. I may
shoot one or two of the fuckers learn something. I mean, Eric Alterman and Molly Ivans can't be completely full of shit wrong ALL THE TIME, can they?
I'm going to try that. I want to boost my traffic.
well, you MIGHT just gain a few new readers (if you could stick to that shit, which I SERIOUSLY doubt!) but then you'de be a boring fucker!
You're gonna give me fucking nightmares.
::creeping back to my lowly blog::
I think you'd LOSE more than you'd gain with this approach. I'll send you a bottle if it gets to bad.
You sneak. You're taking today off because it is Earth Day! You're betting that the half-wits at the plant will screw something up with you not watching them and let loose a stinkload of chemicals in a giant toxic accident AND IT WON'T BE YOUR FAULT. Maybe it'll turn the Savannah River green!
You're gonna do WHAT?!?!
That's it. I'm fuckin' outa here!
You want to be nicer to idiots so that more of them will read your blog? Trying to become CNN or something? ;)
April 1st was 21 days ago.
Cut the shit, Rob. You could NEVER do this. Not even for a day.
shoot, Acidman, I doubt I even get 800 visitors a YEAR! Quit yer beefin!