Gut Rumbles

April 18, 2003

i am an idiot

I have two boys playing ultra-violent video games in the Crackerbox and I just dosed them both with caffiene-saturated Mountain Dew and sugar-drenched honey buns. They were bouncing off the walls BEFORE I fed them that shit. The energy level has ratcheted up a few notches since then.

I may have made a big mistake.

I'm just trying to figure out how to syphon some of that energy off them and feed it to myself. I feel like an old fart. They don't.

Father Time can really kick your ass...


Give them each a beer to counteract the caffeine. My dad used to do that to me all the time, and I turned out ok. (burp)

Posted by: Ravenwood on April 18, 2003 06:09 PM

Just wanted you know that I have been reading your blog for a few weeks now, really look forward to it-
Great sense of humor, and the love you have for the boys is nice to read about-

Posted by: Dina on April 18, 2003 06:31 PM

the sure way to siphon energy outta ANY kid:

when they're all riled up, preferably at the peak of their rambunctiousness (I definately spelled that wrong!), put 'em to work! all that housework you did earlier..... sucker!

Posted by: Jim S on April 18, 2003 09:58 PM

Jim: "Rambunctiousness" is correct!!! Good work. "Definitely", however, does not have an A.
Acidman has put me on his editorial staff to keep spelling corrected. Please let him know I do a good job.

Posted by: Indigo on April 18, 2003 10:34 PM

your people suck

Posted by: jason on April 23, 2004 05:58 PM
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