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April 13, 2003

sunday morning

I woke up with a nekkid woman in my bed. She's still there, asleep.

I stayed up VERY late last night. I was working hard. Yes... there's a pun in there. I still woke up at 6:00 this morning.

We have resecued seven POWs and they appear to be fine. This news is GOOD news.

I've had my riding lawn mower on the battery charger all night. I may try to crank it later today.

I can't decide whether to have a Mountain Dew or a Killian's Red for breakfast.

I don't think that I'll be going to church today. I never go to church anyway, so it's no big deal.

I work only four days next week, and two of them I'll spend in an off-site training seminar. Then I go on vacation. I'm going back to Merlefest to listen to bluegrass music and see if I can light upon a loose woman.

Speaking of loose women, I hear somebody moving around the Crackerbox and it ain't me. I had better go investigate...

Posted by Acidman @ 08:38 AM TrackBack [0]
Comments

You sure go on vacation a lot!

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on April 13, 2003 01:33 PM

Ha! I wake up with a woman in my bed every morning! Oh, too bad. She's not naked OR loose.

Posted by: sugarmama on April 13, 2003 02:49 PM

Merlefest, what a great vacation. The average slob in the crowd is a bettern' average picker. If you run into a stocky, probably white haired, jewish fingerpicker from Queens named Monte Dunn, tell'm Bob says thanks. Let us know how the shows were. Asleep at the Wheel...mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: bob in the hills on April 13, 2003 03:51 PM

Saw the "nekkid woman" post first thing this morning, even before my first cup of coffee.

Been trying all day to think of a response, but too many thoughts were conjured up to choose.

So......congratulations on a job well done, I guess?

Posted by: Patti B on April 13, 2003 07:14 PM

I can't think of anything to say to that . . . .so I guess I'll just say this . . . .WOO HOOO GET SOME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Melissa on April 13, 2003 09:53 PM

Kick ass!

Posted by: sama on April 13, 2003 11:01 PM

T.M.I.

Too

Much

Information!!!

Posted by: joni on April 14, 2003 12:49 AM

Joni, again I must disagree with you. T.M.I. from Acidman has to do with what he told me -- totally unprovoked, mind you -- about what he wears under his sarong.

I've been trying to wipe that factoid off my brain ever since.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee on April 14, 2003 02:17 PM

Naked woman?

OK.

If I ever wake up in bed with an intelligent woman, I sure write about it. Hell, I would call the press and the scientific community. That new species would be named after me.


Posted by: Peter on April 14, 2003 07:46 PM

Big deal, I wake up with a new woman every day! Although today I rolled over and deflated her.

Posted by: Michael Moore on April 14, 2003 10:34 PM
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