Gut Rumbles

April 21, 2009

I'm gonna drink beer today

Originally published November 15, 2003

I went to the store to get some eggs and bacon this morning, and I bought a case of beer. I bought Old Milwaukee, too. Laugh all you want.

That beer consistently wins taste contests when people don't know what they're drinking. I prefer Sam Adams or microbrews when I drink beer, but if I want a case of possum-piss, I'm going to buy Old Milwaukee. Fuck a Budweiser.

I am going to watch football and drink beer today. I am locked and loaded.

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