March 30, 2009

Going crazy for a while

Originally published February 23, 2004

I fell off the deep end of the dock a few weeks ago and I had a tough swim against the tide to get back to shore. I really believed that I was losing my mind and I believe that I convinced numerous readers of the same thing.

But I'm on dry land now. I'm covered with mud and the gnats are biting me, but I'm not in the water anymore. Bejus! The next few weeks are going to be difficult, but it's like my daddy told me: "If it was easy, any asshole could do it."

Well, I ain't just any asshole. I am a very special asshole.

I can do it.