March 13, 2009

I confess

Originally published November 19. 2003

I drank only three beers in the Music Box last night. I stayed sober and played guitar for hours. I came home, blogged about the experience and went to bed.

I had a very vivid dream. I dreamed that I was in an airport bathroom desperately needing to piss and I couldn't do it. I finally concentrated as hard as I could and turned loose a golden stream. Man, that felt good.

I woke up pissing all over myself this morning. Have YOU ever done that?

No... I didn't think so. It's just me.