March 07, 2009

Get some sand in my shoes

Originally published November 19, 2003

I'm going down to Florida tomorrow. The stormy conditions have moved out of the area and Thursday should be a pretty day. I'm looking forward to a nice visit, but I'll tell you the truth. I don't like Florida for three important reasons.

1) The place has the worst fucking drivers in the universe.

2) Florida is FULL of transplanted yankees.

3) Cigarettes are outrageously expensive and those transplanted yankee assholes who can't drive worth a shit don't want you smoking ANYWHERE.

Other than those three things... Florida still sucks, except for Key West.