Gut Rumbles

January 18, 2009

I post, you decide

Originally published November 25, 2003

Well... what do you think?

What is the difference between Mr Potato Head and Michael Jackson? Michael has more noses. What time is bedtime at the neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. What did a man at the beach say to Michael? Get out of my son. What is the name of Michael's new book? The ins and outs of child rearing. What does Michael call a perfect 10? Two five year olds. New after Thanksgiving Day sale ad, at neverland ranch, young boys pants, half off. The Pope has just made a statement about Michael Jackson, if he hears anymore about Michael and little boys, then he would have to make him a priest. More coming soon from the Catfish.

I have interesting readers.

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