Gut Rumbles

December 03, 2008

Merry Christmas to me

Originally published December 19, 2005

I went Christmas shopping today. I couldn't figure out what to buy for anyone else, so I decided to be really nice to ME. I bought a hot tub.

It will be delivered tomorrow, and if it comes early in the morning the way it is supposed to, I should be able to fill it with water and get it heated up by tomorrow evening. I'm looking forward to a long, hot soaking.

Lovely ladies with pretty red toenails are welcome to join me. Clothing is optional


Merry Christmas, Stevie.

And best wishes to the Smith family.

Rob threw a bottle in the cyber ocean, and it went around the world.
A little corner of Georgia became famous, an obscure guitar picker was a household word, and the world was richer for the writing of the Acidman.

There will be a time when he will be acknowledged as the 21st Century's equal to Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain).

He would hate that, probably spit on the floor, shoot out the nearest window with the .38 he didn't own, and declare that the proposer should be "dragged off and shot".

I would have loved to have seen his comments about Obama. I doubt it would be complimentary.

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on December 13, 2008 07:48 AM
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