May 09, 2008
DON'T SELL US SHORT
Originally PUBLISHED August 12, 2005
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
(Thank you, Bob! I liked that one!)
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