Gut Rumbles

April 23, 2008

Cat Sunday

Originally published August 17, 2003

Did you ever watch a lazy cat just sit, sleep and stretch all day long? I have, and that's one reason I hate cats. They can look so comfortable and self-satisfied while doing absolutely nothing all day long. That's a cat thing. Dogs don't do that.

I've had myself a cat Sunday.

I've sat, slept and stretched all day long, and that's all I intend to do. I feel like a cat, and I'm going to act like one. Fuck what I should be doing today.

What duties does a cat pay attention to? None. Guess what duties I'm paying attention to today? None.

I like being a cat.

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