Gut Rumbles

February 28, 2008

I am an idiot

Originally published April 18, 2003

I have two boys playing ultra-violent video games in the Crackerbox and I just dosed them both with caffiene-saturated Mountain Dew and sugar-drenched honey buns. They were bouncing off the walls BEFORE I fed them that shit. The energy level has ratcheted up a few notches since then.

I may have made a big mistake.

I'm just trying to figure out how to syphon some of that energy off them and feed it to myself. I feel like an old fart. They don't.

Father Time can really kick your ass...

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