April 17, 2007
Originally published April 28, 2003
I'VE BEEN bojangled!!!
I might put it this way:
I knew a man, an Acidman who'd blog for you
Then he'd shake his head, he'd shake his head
Mister Acidman (BOOM BOOM BOOM! That's the bass guitar)
Won't you rant...
(now all the instruments come together softly... lets hear the harmoica in the background.... a little more on the bass here.... that is beautiful... good job, everybody... just keep it up...)
Okay, who's in charge of the barking dog?... GET THAT FUCKER TO BARK RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL SELL THE MUTT TO A KOREAN BUTCHER!!! KICK HIM IF YOU HAVE TO!!! GET THAT GODDAM DOG TO BARK!!! THE TAPE IS ROLLING!!! YOU'VE GOT ONE LAST CHANCE!!!
"Sing, Teddy!" Teddy didn't sing.
Okay, take two. Get me another dog. And get this whiney-ass Teddy-baby out of my studio.
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