Gut Rumbles

June 22, 2006

i never understood it

Leftards started bleating like the sheelpe they are when we went to war in Iraq. "Bush lied, people died!!!" My aching, Cracker ass.

Our troops didn't uncover WMDs right away, so they never existed in the first place. Forget this. It never happened, because Saddam Hussein didn't have any nerve-gas and he NEVER used it on his own people. That's all YOU need to know.

And don't listen to this shit, either, because it'll get you all confused about the "facts" of this matter, and everybody already knows what THOSE are. Iraq had NO weapons of mass destruction, Saddam NEVER gassed any Kurds and he was a really nice guy, when he wasn't feeding people into shredding machines or binding their hands and throwing them off of tall buildings.

If you think with your pussy and not with your brain, it's all plain as day.

War is evil. Bush is a monkey. Cindy Sheehan is a saint. Saddam was just... a really nice guy, if you got to know him. Poisonous gas attacks on Kurds? Never happened, because we didn't find any weapons of mass destruction when we illegally and unethically invaded that peaceful country.

Yeah. And Hitler never killed any Jews, either.

I've been drunk as a skunk MANY times in my life, but I've NEVER worn beer-goggles as thick as leftards wear every day. Reminds me of a song... "living is easy with eyes closed... misunderstanding all you see..."

But it's all right.


Shit Rob, your'e firing on all cylinders today.
Keep it up !

Posted by: Ralph Rattfuc on June 22, 2006 01:00 PM

They have found the WMD now, but the reading glasses remain fogged and two foot thick.
I they were drunk, maybe they would have had an excuse.

Posted by: KeesKennis on June 22, 2006 02:01 PM

But don't you know "That those are not the weappons we went to war to find. They are old and don't work anymore so they did not pose a threat to us or anyone else."

How long will it take for the lefties to spout that shit?

Posted by: gravdigr on June 22, 2006 02:19 PM

Not long I'm sure. But they don't need to, it's really not being covered much.

Posted by: ScottG on June 22, 2006 04:02 PM

Don't know if you noticed it, but I read the news today, oh boy...........

...............but they bombed Strawberry Fields,

......and now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.


Amazing, the former laments of the left now indict them on their own words.

Go listen to Lennon's Revolution, where he sings about the futility of preaching 'bout Chairman Mao.

Ain't gonna cut it with anyone, anyhow.

True then, true now.

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on June 23, 2006 12:41 AM

the funny thing is, hitler hated liberals just as much as you do. so ya'll have something in common.
i think there are bad people on each side of the political spectrum. but i think both parties are necessary. you keep saying liberals are pussies. hell, that's true. i perfectly agree. but then you must admit that republicans are dicks. and dicks and pussies aren't necessarily a bad match.
i dont necessarily think the world would be a better place sans liberals.
we legislate big government, you legislate morality. neither thing is good for the country.
i hope this made some kind of sense.
and remember in the words of churchill:
"If you're not a liberal at 20, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by 40, you have no brain."

Posted by: jenni on June 23, 2006 04:35 PM
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