Gut Rumbles

June 20, 2006

rain shit on my own head

Something is badly wrong with me.

ONCE I mouthed off at my neighbors about not seeing their new baby when it came home from the hospital. NOW, I can't go outside without making sure they ain't watching, or else I'll get that baby THRUST upon me, in all its squallin,' pukin', stinkin' beauty.


That's really a self-inflicted wound, because if I never had ASKED to see the baby, they probably would have left me alone... but I couldn't keep my big, fat mouth shut. I rain shit on my own head a lot.

I think they might be grooming me for a baby-sitter some day, and I want no part of that. Bejus! If I wanted a baby to sit, I'd STEAL one from an orphanage or something.

That's what I get for being sociable to my neighbors.


Now you will be baby sitting very soon.

Posted by: Catfish on June 20, 2006 08:25 PM

What's that saying about "no good deed going unpunished..."?

Posted by: Mike on June 20, 2006 08:54 PM

LMAO @ Chablis...
Hey Rob, you never know, that baby could end up being a techie...could be useful to be the babysitter!

Posted by: Lisa on June 20, 2006 09:31 PM

How was it the bard put it? Something about 'thou potesth too much' meaning BAHAHAHAHAHA I know you like it. Hell, you may need the practice for your next career...

Gut Rumbles Nursery Service..just be sure you form an S Corp so the IRS don't get everything.

Posted by: GUYK on June 21, 2006 05:35 AM

Just drop the kid a few times...they'll start giving you a wide berth.

Posted by: Elisson on June 21, 2006 06:58 AM

I have never met, or spoken to my neighbors. They have a platoon of noisy kids who scream and play in their pool.

Makes me unable to enjoy my own pool.

It's been a year. May never make contact with those nice folks! Same with the other neighbors. Six foot fences make pleasant neighbors!

Posted by: dc on June 21, 2006 12:14 PM
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