Gut Rumbles

June 14, 2006

just what we need

All Hail Diversity!!! By all means, let us do THAT. "Diversity," along with "tolerance," "multicultualism" and that strange notion of NEVER being "judgmental" are the new religions of today, along with environmentalism, of course. I can't think of a better way to preach the new gospel than to have a TV contest, with a $100,000 first prize for the most sensitive, self-flagellating example of "promoting understanding."

"I commend Current TV for recognizing that it is our differences that make us stronger and for encouraging young people to embrace the spirit of tolerance," Haggis said in a statement.

The idea that "it is our differences that make us stronger" has been proven MANY times throughout history. The peaceful, diverse Balkans are a good example. So are the other tribal wars and ethnic cleansing campaigns going on in the world today. Rwanda also is a shining example of what you get when multiculturalism is practiced with religious zeal.

The top winner will also get $15,000 to give to the charity of his or her choice. The prizes are being funded by the Third Millennium Foundation, founded in 2000 to counter intolerance through childhood education and other programs.

Being the intolerant, politically-incorrect swine that I am, I might call these programs "brainwashing" or "indoctrination" or even "propaganda," but that's just me. I'm an unenlightened troglodyte, totally out of touch with progressive delerium wisdom.

This stuff isn't really a bunch of foolish, dangerous, divisive lies--- it's just an honest, concerted effort to make the world a better place for The Children. Just look at the facts.

Every championship sports team wins because the players all march to the beat of a different drum, doing what "feels" right to them instead of following the same playbook. Victorious armies win wars because every soldier obeys his own heart instead of his officers. All great nations prosper when every citizen speaks a different language, lives in an ethnic enclave, and appreciates his "roots" more than he does his country.

THAT'S what makes a societal utopia. Cohesion comes from hyphenated names adopted by people expressing perpetual grievance. It's the whine that binds.

Listen to the beautiful sound an orchestra makes when nobody plays from the same sheet of music, everybody tunes his instrument differently (that entire idea of "tuning" came from dead white European males) and the conductor is fired for waving his phallic baton in an obvious, though subliminal, act of sexual harassment directed at the female flute players in the band.

No, that whole "e pluribus unum" idea is racist, sexist, bigoted and... and... intolerant. We ALL have the "right" to be An Army of ONE today, and if you think anything different, we'll have you hanged, drawn and quartered, and stick your head on a pike so that crows can peck out your dead eyes, just to prove how important tolerance, diversity and compassion ARE to us today.

It's all about LOVE and UNDERSTANDING, people. And if you don't accept it, we'll KILL YOU!!!

Yeah. All hail diversity.


Like I tell my kid, I'm as diverse now as I'll ever be.

Posted by: Cappy on June 14, 2006 05:15 PM


Posted by: Steve on June 14, 2006 11:50 PM

Tolerance will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Yogimus on June 15, 2006 03:10 AM

I hope somebody enters one showing that conservatives aren't evil.

Intellectual diversity, now there's a type of 'diversity' they ain't interested in.

Posted by: Veeshir on June 15, 2006 09:01 AM
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