Gut Rumbles

June 13, 2006

oh! the humanity!!!

This just breaks my heart. Reading it made me feel all compassionate and trembling. In fact, I think I just pissed my pants. In sympathy, of course.

Cry me a river. If you think that "brutal" jail is bad, just try a session or four in Divorce Court. At least somebody feeds you in jail.

You get eaten alive in Divorce court.


But while you are still in jail, your ex will keep fucking you. It never ends. Damn judges.

Posted by: Catfish on June 13, 2006 08:24 PM

What doesn't seem to make it into the news is that is was not astute national security on behalf of the Canadians that revealed the plot and the players. The two muslim Georgia Tech students got them all caught. They were wiretapped in this country by the National Security Agency. The intelligence was then relayed to our neighbors to the north.

Posted by: Pert Moody Newt on June 13, 2006 09:01 PM

What, you mean, wiretaps work?

So wait, let me get this straight. Islamic terrorists whine to their lawyers about how they are being tortured, and the only people that know about it are their lawyers?

I mean, it's not like a bunch of islamic wackos might make something like that up just to sort of piggy back on the whole Gitmo thing, right?


Posted by: Steve on June 13, 2006 09:20 PM

Eaten alive... hmmm...
sounds like Steve needs a few extra-large treble hooks strapped to him and tossed into the Gulf.
If he comes up for air more than twice it's a waste of treble hooks.
Yes, Bozo, wiretaps work, and no, Captain Space Cadet, Bush and Rove have no interest in wiretapping you.
I may have got all this wrong but you're no stranger here and I think I've understood you quite well, after visting your site.
Either that, or it's good drugs you have. Fooled me good then.

Posted by: Horrabin on June 13, 2006 11:48 PM

I've worked in prisons. It's *supposed* to be prison. And lockdown is lockdown. if the search was ticklish enough to giggle it musn't have been too disturbing.

Somebody call the waaahmbulance....

Posted by: BabsRN on June 14, 2006 12:19 AM

Very nicely put.....short, but sweet

Posted by: Wes Jackson on June 14, 2006 02:31 AM

At least in a solitary confinement cell you don't get ass-raped, unlike divorce court, where it is REQUIRED that the man get it in the ass without benefit of lubrication.

Posted by: maggot on June 14, 2006 08:53 AM
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