Gut Rumbles

June 12, 2006

i'm ready to die

I think I'm gonna do something radical if I EVER get pulled over, roughed and probed-searched by Homeland Security goons. EVER again.

I've been through that nit-search shit while guys with Saudi Arabian passports passed though Customs with out a second glance. Oh yeah--- they were bearded, wild-eyed Muslim MEN between the age of 20 and 40, who tend to commit terrorist attacks, but we would have been guilty of profiling THEM, so the Security goons chose ME, a Chinese woman in a wheelchair and some young, good-looking Texas bridesmaid with hairpins in her hair to humiliate.

Abdul and Fahied might have been wearing bomb belts and our "security" was too politically-correct even to ask. They would rather threaten to stick a finger up MY ass, just to prove that they're not "judgmental." Or competent, either.

Is this entire country absolutely CRAZY anymore? WHY do we put up with this shit???

I think it has something to do with "the corn-fed, no makeup, natural fiber, no-bra-needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call 'women' at the Democratic National Convention."

Read it yourself and recognize a righteously indignant philosopher when you see one.

Why can't I be treated as wise, compassionate and sensitive when I bitch at airport gestapo for treating me like a criminal? Why can't I be a "victim" when those asswits treat ME like trash? Liberal writers will come to MY defense if I ever get arrested for telling THOSE goons to go fuck themselves. Right?

I doubt it. I think it's all something about Ann Coulter's blonde hair that makes leftards hate her.


I enjoy your blog!

The leftards hate Ann Coulter because she has denuded them. There they stand, in all their ugly, intolerant, hateful, relativist nakedness for all the flyover Americans to see. And she doesn't even have the decency to eviscerate the self-anointed using the lefties' P.C. language....

Coulter's a breath of fresh air and Godless is a GREAT read!

I hope you're feeling better soon.


Posted by: Thirza on June 13, 2006 12:11 AM

Sorry....there are no more victim cards to hand out to middle aged white men. If you would like to change your religion, gender, or race, you may fill out these 4 forms, wait 6-8weeks, and you'll receive a new victim card in the mail. Otherwise, your SOL. ;)

Posted by: Steph on June 13, 2006 02:13 AM

To anyone with a love of the English language, smart as a whip wimmen with brains out to here, funny as hell durn near every time she speaks, and looks on top of all this?

It just don't get no better.

Pure distillate of the ambrosia of the Gods on two legs walking. It has been spoken that partaking of the ambrosia mentioned made its imbibers immortal. Take me to the river, put me in the water!

Posted by: Wes Jackson on June 13, 2006 03:14 AM
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