Gut Rumbles

June 09, 2006

quote of the day

We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The death of our leaders is life for us. It will only increase our persistence in continuing holy war so that the word of God will be supreme. . . .

Uh, huh.


I hope the "martyrdom" hurt and he screamed like a little girl.

Posted by: Evilicious Blonde on June 9, 2006 12:34 PM

If only we could extend "martyrdom" to a few more of them...

Posted by: BobG on June 9, 2006 12:44 PM

FINALLY!!!!!! ... a use of my taxpayer dollars that I can approve of.

Posted by: maggot on June 9, 2006 01:03 PM

Ergo Cogito BOOM!

Posted by: richard on June 9, 2006 01:57 PM

Well, you know, it'll increase their persistence in blah blah blah...until they run out of leaders.

Posted by: Rick C on June 9, 2006 03:21 PM

So the reports are that he was still alive when the troops found him in the rubble, and that he mumbled something that they couldn't make out...

Probably "Holy Shit! WTF was THAT?"

Posted by: Jeff on June 9, 2006 03:32 PM

I like the idea that the last thing that shitstain ever saw was US special forces guys. bet the look on his face was priceless

Posted by: Baus44 on June 9, 2006 05:10 PM

Stuff his mouth full of pork rinds, wrap him in a fresh pig skin, plant him in the desert where no one can ever find him, reach for the next one. Peace be upon the sorry piece of burnt dog squeeze.

Posted by: Ol' Lurker on June 9, 2006 07:15 PM

No, it was, "Holy Shiite"!

Posted by: Sandy on June 9, 2006 07:51 PM

Have you slept with any of Zarqawi's wives yet?

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on June 10, 2006 07:08 AM

Man, this is the best news in weeks. I hope they put up some sort of memorial to his body somewhere -- I'll bring my tapshoes and dance on his grave. Then I might just piss on it. What a shitbag.

As a sidenote, this is the second time I've been traveling that I've heard great news like this. The first, I was on my way back from Germany and I heard that Saddam Hussein was captured -- at a roadside restaurant! This time, I was coming back from Budapest. I found out on the newscroll at Burger King. I'm going away again in a few weeks. I'm hoping this time it's UBL!

Posted by: suck it up on June 11, 2006 10:32 AM
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