Gut Rumbles

June 02, 2006

i gotta

I received an email tonight from a friendly reader who does NOT wish to stab me in the back and who says that she loves my blog, despite the fact that I never sent her a bumper-sticker when she first asked for one about a year ago. I NEEDED that. I've seen some people go altogether feral on me lately, and do some things that I really didn't expect them to do.

Yeah, I was suprised by that crap. But I'll get over it.

In the meantime, I'm sending her TWO bumper stickers. I have only four left, but she deserves half of 'em.

Thank you, darlin'... for putting some sunshine into an otherwise dark day.


Ever sent any of those bumper stickers to Canada??? :)

Posted by: Lisa on June 2, 2006 11:42 PM

If I ever stab you, it'll be from the front. Or the side. Or maybe the back, if I'm in a hurry. Or from on top, or underneath. Maybe high explosives, remote detonated. Or poison frogs, or giant poison flying cockaroaches.

Bats...rabid bats, delivered via UPS. Or an alligator, on crack, snuck through your bedroom window. With a six-pack duct-taped to it's back, to make it interesting. Run? Or go for the beer?

Posted by: Bane on June 3, 2006 12:03 AM

Anybody with a pea pickin' brain and half a walnut shell full of A.A. lore could'a tolja.

Almost every Got Damn one of us that gets sober has to take more than one run at that bastard.

I did. And I have 15.5 years to show for my efforts.

Just get your ass back up on that pony and ride, cowpoke.

That's why the words, "we claim spiritual progress, not perfection" are said at the begining of every single meeting.

Damn normies don't know sh*t. Daddy told me to keep my mouth shut if I didn't know what I was talking about, so as not to look a fool.

Posted by: Wes Jackson on June 3, 2006 01:31 AM

"...she loves my blog, despite the fact that I never sent her a bumper-sticker when she first asked for one about a year ago..."

Well, Darlin', she ain't the only one on the first or second parts of that, buuuut that's okay.

Don't worry 'bout me.
I'm fine.

I can just go get a piece of duct tape and write Gut Rumbles on it and stick it where ever I want, bumper or not.

(And, no, I don't need no ideas of where to stick it, either.... *grin*)

Posted by: Stevie on June 3, 2006 03:10 AM

I aint got my sticker either...

Posted by: Hujonwi on June 3, 2006 06:05 AM

She sounds like a helluva gal.

Posted by: Dawn on June 3, 2006 10:24 AM

never sent me a bumper sticker either...

Posted by: Circa Bellum on June 4, 2006 10:10 AM

I never got a bumper sticker either...and I "love" your blog.

Guess I'll have to go the duct tape route myself.

Posted by: Angie on June 5, 2006 04:26 PM


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